As both a competitor and event director, I have the opportunity to interact with a lot of people at athletic events. Depending on which side of the line I'm on, the perspective can be a little different but one thing that always gets a good laugh from me is the conversation both before and after the event from the participants. The conversation goes something like this:
Competitor A: What is your goal today?
Competitor B: Oh, you know, I'd like to beat x minutes but I've got this nagging injury...